A professional S3@. Xx:’ worker has spoken out about her taboo career and some of the strange things she has encountered,
The 23-year-old brothel worker, who earns around £2,000 (N580,000) a week, also claims you can “chuck a semi pretty girl into a brothel with nice lingerie and she can make a fortune and be worshipped like a goddess.”
And she has revealed that one man who came to her had a huge Pen. Is as long and thick as her forearm.
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She was forced to decline and added: “Poor guy burst into tears as he can’t get laid it’s so big.”
The S3@. Xx:’ worker, from South Australia, wrote: “I am a full S3@. Xx:’ worker that pretty much does everything.
“I know there’s been a gazillion hooker/Pro. $t!tut@ IAMA’s recently. Just thought if you’ve got any specific questions, or even the general ones again ask away.”
- How small exactly is a small Pen. Is?
“Small Pen. Ises I tend to think are the ‘microPen. Is’ which are roughy less than an inch to two inches.
“Normal small/average is around three inches. From there to about five to six is about average. Six and above I consider larger.
“Biggest was as long and thick as my forearm and I decline. Poor guy burst into tears as he can’t get laid it’s so big. Plus at that size they never really get hard.”
- How many men do you have S3@. Xx:’ with on an average night?
“On busy Friday and Saturday nights probably can have between seven to nine clients in six hours.
“Most of the guys have been out partying so it’s limited to 30 minute bookings.”
- How much do you earn?
“I am earning roughly £1,975 to £2,135 (N573,000 – N619,000) tax free a week.”
The woman shared a picture of a room inside her brothel
4. Who introduced you to it?
“Myself. I was young and horny and rebellious. Had a great upbringing. Beautiful parents, great schools etc. For me it seems like a logical outlet. Lots of S3@. Xx:’ in private and I get paid.
“Was very internet savvy so googled brothels and the one I started (and am now working at) had a website so I started there.
“Although it was dodgier when I started than it is now.”
5. Do you always enjoy the S3@. Xx:’ or do you fake it for their pleasure?
“I pretty much always enjoy it.
“Some guys are terrible, but I’ll politely and humorously put suggestions to them to improve their technique and how to get me off.
“99% enjoy the feedback and respond accordingly.
“Seriously though – there is so much bad S3@. Xx:’ out there.
“No wonder most wives/women/men want to cheat, it does take practice.”
6. What is the average age of the ladies at your brothel? Are all the women what you would consider good looking?
“We’ve got some gorgeous girls, average ones and some you wouldn’t look twice at on the street.
“Average age is around 28. It’s strange, chuck a semi pretty girl into a brothel with nice lingerie and she can make a fortune and be worshipped like a goddess.”
The S3@. Xx:’ worker also published her price list, shown in Australian dollars
7. Do you ever randomly hook up with guys at bars or do you get your S3@. Xx:’ fill at work?
“I get my S3@. Xx:’ fill at work but I crave S3@. Xx:’ that I instigate.
“The teasing, foreplay, flirting, tension you can’t replicate in a brothel.
“I do miss that, plus the intimacy and love of S3@. Xx:’ with a partner.”